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Breaking Bad Quiz Night for Charity Coming Sept. 29th... BITCH!

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Yes! After many requests we at Quizmaster have decided to hold a special one-time Breaking Bad-themed quiz event at the Three Lions Pub, 4515 N. Oakland Avenue, on Sunday September 29th, 2013...


The event, a meth-tastic collection of Breaking Bad factoids and useless knowledge, will start at 6 p.m. the day of the series finale of AMC’s hit show. The event will run for an anticipated 90 minutes, encouraging players to stick around afterwards for a viewing party of the series finale at the Three Lions, which starts at 8 p.m.

The event will also be held to raise money for charity, with the $5 per-person entry fee going to a charity of the winning team’s choice. The Three Lions will also donate 10 percent of their profits from the event to charity/

There is no pre-registration for the event, so teams are encouraged to arrive by 5:30 p.m. that day to get a good table and pay for the event. As with all Quizmaster events teams are limited to 8 players.

And even the most die-hard of Walter White know-it-alls will be tested, with questions (without giving too much away) ranging from Breaking Bad’s minor characters to famous quotes from the show, plus a fun picture category too.

“We’ve had many requests from our regular players to host specially-themed quiz nights, and Breaking Bad was right at the top of the list,” said Ryan Wickens, Quizmaster founder and chief question-creator. “The show has been such a huge success and we hope this event will follow in its footsteps and raise some money for charity in the process,” Wickens added.

As well as being able to call themselves the biggest Breaking Bad fans in “the MKE,” the winning team will also be awarded with a $40 bar tab from the Three Lions Pub. Second place will also get a gift card and there will also be a prize for the “best Breaking Bad-inspired trivia team name... bitch!”

Also, rumor is there will be free meth for all players too (although really it’s just blue-colored rock candy!) The Three Lions will also offer $5 blue margaritas during the quiz. At 9 p.m. their Sunday night specials kick in, which include 2-for-1 rail drinks and $2 domestic bottles.

The Breaking Bad quiz will be the first in a succession of charity events hosted by Quizmaster, which aims to host a specially-themed event each month, at a different Quizmaster location, with all profits going to a good cause.

We encourage you to visit our Facebook page for more information or check out the Three Lions Quizmaster blog for info on the venue.

It's for f-ing charity, Milwaukee!!

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The blue stuff was in the pub - the Three Lions Pub - this Sunday night, as Quizmaster presented a very unique event. All TV junkies would know that this Sunday September 29th, 2013 was the day that would feature the final episode of AMC's Breaking Bad, and the anticipation for the 62nd episode was nothing short of nail-biting.

We hosted our special Breaking Bad quiz for charity in conjunction with the series finale, and boy did the meth-heads come out of the woodwork for this one!


That picture courtesy of NaomiLeeDesigns.

Yes, the Three Lions was near capacity as 90 queeps on 20+ teams converged on the Shorewood pub to test their knowledge of Walter White and everything that goes with it. And the fact that there was free meth and $5 blue-strawberry margaritas flowing made it that much better for all involved...


So there wasn't a huge scrap over the bag of fake blue stuff, we ensured that all queeps got their very own "teenths" beforehand...


Cheers for that one DmStockton.

After six rounds and thirty questions of periodic magnitude, there could only be one winner. And not only would the winner receive a Three Lions gift card for top spot, but they'd also get to designate the charity that the $5 entry-fee each person paid would be going to.

A maximum total of 75 points saw two teams rack up 71 points, as Skibby's Thirsty and Pinkman and the Brain... ricin to the occasion locked horns in a sudden death round. They couldn't be separated by one question, so a second tie breaker was asked (the atomic number of methamphetamine) and ultimately Skibby's Thirsty just scraped by with the win, thus crowning themselves as the biggest Breaking Bad fans in the MKE...


And they decided their charity of choice would be Cystic fibrosis - now $635 better off thanks to the die-hard Breaking Bad fans of Milwaukee!

Second place, the defeated team in sudden death, was Pinkman and the Brain... ricin to the occasion, who were always among the favorites to take the gold (or blue), especially with outfits like that...



And finally, it wouldn't be a Quizmaster trivia night without a best team name prize, which would of course be BB inspired this time out. Some great names and honorable mentions included Jane's Addiction - If you don't call Saul, Huell be sorry - Ding... ding ding ding... ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding... BOOM! - and I prefer "The Wire", actually but after much consideration that award went to They're fucking minerals, Marie!, who walked out with the consolation prize...


Poor Hank.

Anyway, it was a fantastic event for a good cause and we're delighted that so many great queeps came out to support. We'll be planning our next special event (with some queeps having already suggested Doctor Who or Seinfeld) soon, so watch this space.

And remember, as Quizmaster Ryan said: "I am the one who quizzes".

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think...

Sunday September 29th, 2013 scores:

  1. 71 Skibby's Thirsty
  2. 71 Pinkman and the Brain... ricin to the occasion
  3. 66 Pink, white and blue
  4. 66 Huell's giant head growth
  5. 66 We are the ones who knock!
  6. 65"The one's who knock, bitch!"
  7. 64 I had a good team name... until you killed it!
  8. 63 Gus Again
  9. 63 They're fucking minerals, Marie!
  10. 62 Argo fuck yourself, bitch!
  11. 61 We will donate our charity winnings to the Drew Sharp Memorial Fund
  12. 61 Jane's Addiction
  13. 60 If you don't call Saul, Huell be sorry
  14. 60 Wet Bandits
  15. 58 Ding... ding ding ding... ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding... BOOM!
  16. 56 One call, that's Saul
  17. 55 .... or a dune buggy, then we could just dune buggy...
  18. 51 I prefer "The Wire", actually
  19. 48 Frankie Munez
  20. 44 Los Pollos Amigos
  21. 33 The Tidy White's

Best pub quiz team names of the month! September 2013...

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Red Rock Saloon
  • Rail gin for everyone is we win!!! Pysch!
  • 69 points... he he
  • QUEEL her? I don't even know her?
  • Which movie's tagline is Cum-diddly-umchious? Answer: Will-he wank-her and her chocolate factory
  • 2 Mannings, 1 Cup
  • Hogwarts class of 2010: I killed Voldemort
  • Kids are in the car so we can play trivia in the bar!

Cafe Hollander
  • Cryptosporidium . . . "I Got Two Tickets To Parasite"
  • James Bondage In Doctor No Means No
  • Eminem Hasn't BeenTo Jail?? 
  • Puck You Packers, Time For Hockey 
  • They're Real And They're Spectacular!
  • Open Wide, We're Cummin' In: Marquette Dental School
  • Amanda Bynes Or Lyndsey Lohan? Who Joins The 27 Club Next?
  • We Wreck Balls Like Miley Cyrus
  • Two Things I Don't F*** With, Condoms And Rattlesnakes
  • Abortion Really Brings Out The Kid In You 
  • Did VanGogh's Carpet Match Match The Drapes . . . ? Or Was It All VanGone???
  • I Think I Quizzed MyselfIf 
  • You Grow It, She Will Cum #mustacherides
  • Hey Harley Rider, Pipe Down, I'm 'Exhaust'ed!
  • Slogan: KY, Put It On And F***

Caffrey's Pub
  • Boys R' us
  • Mancheshair UTD 
  • The slutty cutty's
  • Breaking Walt jr's legs...bad
  • Why so Syria-ass
  • Liqor - I hardly know her
  • The FuckTards
  • How To Talk To Girls
  • Does This Taste Like roofies?

Camp Bar
  • No government is no problem Camp Bar is still open
  • If I had a pick up truck her name would be Wreck it Rhonda 
  • Fuck, I stubbed my camel toe 
  • Tears make the best lube
  • The fifth Mel Gibson historical war film was Mad Max
  • Other than that how was the parade Mrs. Kennedy
  • Twerking Class Heroes
  • Save a tree, eat a beaver 
  • Skid Marks, Not to be confused with Track Marks
  • The Bartender is Super-Hot
  • 2pac Never Dies…. He was at Coachella 
  • Is it me or does Ben Rothlisberger look like a pudgy Will Ferrell?
  • The Nine Cougar Lives of Chuck Norris

Two Bucks
  • Vinegar Strokes
  • Bear. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
  • Hey did you see that couple break up outside? 
  • Single-handed Yachting to Carrie Fischer
  • The Twinkies, We Like the Cream Filling
  • We're Not a Couple, We Swear
  • The Om-nom-nom-nivores
  • Assad? More like Ass-wad!
  • Miley Cyrus' failing sanity
  • I'm not slurring my words, it's my Milwaukee Accent
  • Missionary Impossible
  • Jesse Pinkman's Blue Eyes

Whiskey Bar
  • I Bless The Rain Down In Africa
  • I Call It Secratariat
  • Miley's Foam Finger Is My Pillow
  • I Get A Rise Out Of Quizmaster Baiting 
  • Worse Than A Syrian Child With Serin Gas 
  • Sit On My Facebook

McGillycuddy's
  • Einstein's Ball Sack
  • Pink Wine Makes Me Slutty
  • There's No "I" In Gang Bang, But There Is A "Me" In Menage A Trois!
  • My Dick In The Box Is Staring Right Back At Me
  • My Dad Used To Beat Me With His Belt . . . While Still Wearing It 
  • Butt sex is a lot like spinach. If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult. 
  • Twerking Girls Are Hot... Literally
  • Does HOG Refer To The Bike Or The Rider?
  • Dumpster Diving Fetal Retrieval Service
  • Mumford Touched His Sons Little Lion
  • I'm An Expert At Using Sexual Innuendo . . . BLOWJOBS!

Fox River House
  • Synonyms… cinnamon… so what, I showed up drunk 
  • The walking, talking Stephen Hawking
  • We’re only here because the government shutdown didn’t include the DEA
  • Apparently some dick shot a bunch of Seamen on someone’s Naval
  • I left my central nervous system in Damascus
  • No, I would not like any Sarin with my Syria-l, it gives me gas
  • That awkward moment when a stripper bursts out of your birthday cake, but it turns out it was Andy Dick. He was horny and made out with your dad.

The Hotch Spot
  • Amanda Huginkiss
  • Miley Licks Hammer
  • Sex on the 1st date? No with my Vagina
  • Of (Bar) Dice and Men (+Women)
  • Trebek, Your Mothers a Whore
  • Stop The Bus Let My Brother Jack Off

Panther Pub
  • Do you guys know Jack? We don't know Jack...
  • Everybody Poops
  • Hugh Jardon
  • I First Quizzed My Pants When I Was Twelve

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • Born in the USA = Every president's theme song (except Obama)
  • We paid a dollar for this and all we got was a cold!
  • Need Daycare Services? Ask Syria 
  • Martin Luther Kingsize Mattress Sale (Prices so low you'll think you're dreaming) 
  • Too Much Kicking, Not Enough Ass 
  • Nickelback Eats at Beef Steak Julie's

New Berlin Ale House
  • Suck It Trebek
  • Quizteama Aquilera
  • Eleanor Roosevelt: America's 5 Cent MILF
  • The League Of Extraordinary Unicorns 
  • F**ked If I Know
  • We Have Less People Than You
  • Blurred Lines - The Mambo #5 For Men Who Can't Remember Women's Names
  • Quiz On My Face Sandusky's Tight Ends

Riverwest Filling Station
  • Barbie's Bodacious Boobies Have Bad-Ass Bass
  • "Miley Cyrus Wrecked My Balls" - Robin Thicke
  • Putin's Hairy Ass
  • I'm Tom Hanks and I Die in 3 Out Of 4 Movies...And I Can't Change Even If I Wanted To 
  • Creampie Surprise

O'Lydias
  • What the hell is Kan-Jam 
  • Waukesha's Finest
  • Ninjas Riding Dolphins 
  • Miller Lite is for Pussies
  • Morning After Pill, Really?
  • My middle finger is bigger than Anthony Weiner's weiner 
  • Is that an eggplant or are you just happy to see my blue cheese? 
  • The restaurant formerly known as 8*12 
  • Aleppo was the largest city in Syria before Phoebe got knocked up
  • Eminem: Melts in your mouth not in your hand
  • 2 Girls, 1 Blumpkin

Milwaukee Brat House
  • If you build it, they will cum... in my pants
  • Sometimes firemen are women
  • Argo Fuck Yourself
  • Skullet Porn
  • Day 4 in Milwaukee and I can hear my heart scream
  • Save a tree, eat a beaver
  • Q: All the lonely people, where do they all come from? A: In My Pants
  • Vaginal Blood Fart 
  • Hey Spitzer, looking mighty cute in them jeans there boy! 
  • When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer she makes millions; when I do it I get kicked out of Home Depot
  • Wait... this isn't speed dating?
  • Drenched in Victoria Azarenka's boob sweat
  • RIP Ariel Castro "best slumber party ever!"
  • Burger King: You Gonna Like the Way You Look 
  • I gotta take a Schlitz

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • It Smells Like Big Foots Dick in Here
  • Hi My Name is Will and Im an alcoholic
  • I Just Queefed
  • My Milk Stout Brings all the People to the Bar
  • So Ryan Braun walked into an aids clinic today, not a joke just news
  • 2 Reasons to date my ex girlfriend = breast implants
  • Bomb Syria, Ya' Know - For the Kids
  • Survey Says...(dramatic pause)... Show me Buttsex 
  • I Lost my Virginity at the NeverLand Ranch
  • I Wish I had Been Lance Bass's Seatbelt 
  • Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner

Grafton Ale House
  • Gordon Ramsey got his pan handled
  • Pack of Bears
  • We're going to fucking miss you Jim
  • Grafton: concrete jungle where dreams are made
  • This planet is brown, is filled with gas and explosions... your anus
  • Actrivia
  • Will the Real Rosa Parks please stand up

The Highbury
  • The #1 ball in your mouth
  • What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? You can't gargle sand, bitch.
  • I have a confession: I'm the reason Ken broke up with Barbie.
  • Fuck Trivia, Let's Drink
  • We're glad the QM didn't Dam-Ask-Us any questions about Syria 
  • Burn Babies, Burn ... Syrian Inferno! 
  • Prince Albert Phonebooth

Three Lions Pub
  • Pinkman and the Brain... ricin to the occasion 
  • Huell's giant head growth
  • They're fucking minerals, Marie!
  • If you don't call Saul, Huell be sorry
  • I prefer "The Wire", actually
  • What has two legs and is red all over - half a cat
  • I kan-jam- your daughter
  • Nice porn stache Brownie 
  • Hold my beer while I take a quizzzzzzz 
  • Cumshots on us!
  • I was given the choice of a big dick or a good memory. I can't remember which one I chose

St. Francis Brewery
  • If It's Better to Give Than to Receive, Than How Come No One Gives Me Anything?
  • Swording + Ladies = Babies
  • The Amazing Parallels Between Fantasy Football and Dungeons and Dragons

The Eatery on Farwell
  • Breaking Sad
  • Nick Cage and The Nicklebacks
  • 3 Guys on a Fact Hunt
  • Helen Keller's Favorite Color
  • The Government May Close But My Legs Never Will
  • Barbie and Ken broke up in 2004? I've been using Ken to pleasure myself since 1994.
  • I Love a Nice Ripe Alligator Pear of Balls in My Mouth 
  • Ariel Castro and his Tap Dancin' Toes
  • Quizconsinites

Best team names of the month... October 2013!!

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Black Rose Irish Pub
  • Ever Notice the Adams Family are all Hipsters?
  • Warning Ladies: My Couch Pulls out but I dont
  • You got to risk it to get the Biscuit 
  • Little Shop of Whores
  • Jesus was Black
  • Google cake farts. we like them most! 
  • It's a boy dance party....so shake that sack!!
  • Blow Jay Simpson
  • Tom Clancy Died During a Rainbow Kiss
  • The Official Aaron Carter Fan Club 
  • No, I'm here for the Booty Scratching Contest Keep Up!

Brass Monkey
  • I Wish I were a Hermaphrodite, oh the fun I'd Have
  • I don't Need Sex, The Government Fucks Me Enough
  • Two in the Stink, a Fist in the Pink
  • Alcoholism is the Real Winner
  • Scott Walker Wears Skinny Jeans
  • One - Eyed, One - Horned Flying Purple Fetus Eaters
  • Does Anyone Remember Who Won the Boston Marathon?

Cafe Hollander
  • The Dumbfucks 
  • If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 
  • Osama Bin Laden Should Have Chewed It Over with a Snickers 
  • SofaKing Amazing
  • Robin Thicke, Dog Dick
  • Cushion For The Pushin 
  • What's The Difference Between Acne and Michael Jackson? Acne Waits Until You're 13 To Come On Your Face 
  • Quiz On My Face and Tell Me You Love Me
  • She Googles My Yahoo WIth Her Facebook
  • Mickey and Minnie's Wet and Wild Adventure
  • Pleasure Island Isn't A Waterpark, But You'll Still Get Wet
  • They're Real And They're Spooktacular 
  • Things You Can Say To Your Dog, Not Your Woman 
  • Two Midgets Shitting In A Bucket

Caffrey's Pub
  • Team Bareback Mountain
  • My Grandma doesnt wrestle, But you Should see her Box
  • Miley's saggy butt cheeks
  • Here to drink, not think
  • I hate history and people who like it....sluts

Camp Bar
  • I got your panty dropping ride right here
  • I love lamp
  • Government Slutdown

Club Garibaldi
  • Weather report calls for a severe threat of Vag-nado's!
  • Actually, there's a Ferret in my trousers and I'm happy to see you.
  • I think therefore, I shit
  • I hear Myley Cyrus might be pregnant.. Billy Ray's in a lot of trouble.
  • Don't threaten me with a GOOD TIME!
  • This Knife is Itchy
  • What's stiff, 18 inches long, and makes women cry out in the night? SIDS... 
  • More like Eleanor BRO-sevelt
  • Philip Seymore Butts

Eatery on Farwell
  • Obamacare's website might shut down, but porn never does
  • Beatery My Meatery at the Eatery 
  • He Shoots, She Swallows 
  • 4 Guys, 1 Cup
  • The Government is OPEN! Like Your Mom
  • Up Shit Creek w/o a Turd For a Paddle
  • My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile, I Told Her That's a Really Big Word For a Five-Year-Old.
  • Zero Dark Thursday: Operation Buttstuff
  • A Flock of Steven Seagulls
  • U.S. Government: Closed Longer Than Miley Cyrus' Legs
  • It's hard to come up with something witty when you're this pretty
  • We suck more than Monica Lewinsky during the last Gov't shutdown
  • I Swear It's Only Been in my Butt Once
  • Nine Inch Males

Fixture Brewing Company
  • Hallo-WINNING!

Fox River House
  • Is that a weasel in your pants or are you happy to see me? 
  • Gettin’ paid like a Senator
  • Synonyms… cinnamon… so what, I showed up drunk
  • The walking, talking Stephen Hawking
  • We’re only here because the government shutdown didn’t include the DEA

The Hotch Spot
  • The Names Bond - Let me guess... James Bond? - No UniBond, Im here to fill your Crack in
  • No Butt Stuff
  • Why is it that when Miley licks a hammer it's considered "artsy" but when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave Home Depot"

The Highbury
  • What do we and the Saint Louis Cardinals have in common? We will both wake up losers on Friday. 
  • Miley Minaj's Five Fingered Tain't Punch of Death
  • Peanut Butter Jelly Time
  • Jake, from State Farm
  • The Iranian Nuclear Nose Jobs 
  • Obama (page cannot be displayed) Care
  • The Tea Party has a better chance of stopping Obamacare than we have winning this quiz...
  • I'd rather have Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than hear Darius Rucker sing a power ballad 
  • You know you're in trouble when Nickelback has a better approval rating than Congress

Jack's American Pub
  • Paterno's Kids I want to be interesting enough for NSA to tap my phone
  • Which way do 5 gay guys walk? One direction 
  • "not safe for Twerk" 
  • Steve Harvey's mustache 
  • What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars!
  • What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip 
  • A guy and a girl on a fact hunt
  • 3 jerks and a squirt

Loaded Slate
  • Sandusky's Daddy Daycare
  • IT SMELLS LIKE BIG FOOT'S DICK!! 
  • Messier than a coat hanger abortion
  • Whose Dick Is This
  • The Fear Boners

Major Goolsby's
  • My Apartment Smells Of Rich Mahogany 
  • Robin Yount's Mustache

McGillycuddy's
  • What Happens When Too Many Soldiers Get In Your Coochie-Hole? Queef.
  • No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There Is Always Beer
  • My Wife Thinks I'm Going Jogging 
  • LeBron, You're Still A Bag Of Dicks
  • Can We Send LeBron to San Pedro Sula And Hope For The Best?
  • Amityville Whore
  • My Ginger Beard Has Seamen In It
  • I Lost My Virginity To A Retarded Chick. I Wanted My First Time To Be Special
  • Your Booty's So Fat, Uranus Is Always The Closest
  • Tears Make The Best Lube . . . Which Is WHy I'm A Tearjerker 
  • Hilary Clinton's Ball Sack
  • What Do The Blackhawks And The Titanic Have In Common? They Both Look Good Until They Hit The Ice! 
  • Much Like My Penis At The End Of Lincoln, This Quiz Was Harder Than I Expected 
  • Jamie Lee Curtis' Tiny Penis
  • ITPHR = Inside The Pants Home Run! 
  • Smile If You Farted
  • The Government Can't Shut Down My Butthole

Miller Time Pub 
  • Kristen Stewart's Full Moon Makes Werewolves Come Out 
  • I “Nemo” Beer 
  • I Came Here For Trivia and All I Got Was This Miller Buzz
  • Stop! Miller Time! 
  • The Immaculate Erection 
  • Mozambique National Fencing Team
  • How Many Guys in the Friend Zone Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? None. They Compliment it and Cry When it Won't Screw.
  • Our Mom is a Hungry, Hungry, Hippo!
  • Roast Queef Sandwich

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Detroit: Killing Me Softly
  • The Bullet in My Chamber is Blank
  • There is a night in my pants, but it's a Thriller!!
  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS! 
  • Bathroom Graffiti sure is shitty
  • 80% of my weight is made up of Schlitz 
  • Thick and fast is just the way we like it
  • Broke back bitches
  • Yo Naomi! Make me a sandwich 
  • My Fatboy Slim is a weapon of choice
  • We'd bang William Hung, the Assman 
  • Hung for the holidays - starring Ron Jeremy, in my pants
  • Nicholas Cage Fights
  • Congress should adopt the QUEEL
  • Government can't shut us down!

New Berlin Ale House
  • Ed Gein's Upholstery Company
  • Werewolf Bar Mitzvah 
  • Who's Your Mummy?
  • Seriously... Joe Buck Yourself
  • Don't Touch Me There 
  • I Thought This Was Speed Dating!
  • Clay Matthews' Mustache
  • Two Fingers? Better Make It Three
  • Came For The Gang Bang, Stayed For The Trivia!
  • Are You Smarter Than A Special Ed, Fourth Grade, P.E. And Orchestra Teacher? 
  • Just Breathe Through Your Nose 
  • Big Test Icicles
  • Brett Favre's Crotchless Wranglers
  • The Affordable Quiz Act

O'Lydias
  • I beat off in my red sox
  • John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
  • Tom Cruise Missiles Coming For Katie's Homes
  • I Could Obamacare less.... 
  • Drinks are on the house tonight!
  • The Blumpkin Pumpkins
  •  Rihanna should date the Giants, they don't beat anybody 
  • Who's got a microphone, hosts trivia and is hung like a mule? THIS GUY!
  • When I'm done reading the team scores, I'm going to go home, pop a couple Cialis and take myself to Pound Town

Panther Pub
  • John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
  • The Super Amazing Mustache of Happines
  • I ♥ Feet
  • Shart Attack
  • Sons Of Arthritis
  • Ah Miley Licked Me

Red Rock Saloon
  • Jabba the Sluts
  • That yummy new Quizmaster girl made everyone quiz!! 
  • Motorboating the mascot made me a Texas Longhorn too 
  • The only thing better than winning at quiz would be winning a Quizmaster competition at a Wickens family reunion 
  • If you haven't seen Saturday Night Fever, you must be a terrorist (or British)
  • Since when is horse insemination a dirty job? It's not like it's Wisconsin girl insemination?
  • More confused than a Helen Keller \ Stevie Wonder tennis match
  • Barbie... your run of the mill Wisconsin girl

Riverwest Filling Station 
  • Jack the Stripper 
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cucumber
  • The Grinch Goldfingered Ashlee Simpson 
  • Tequila Mockingbird 
  • Electile Dysfunction
  • We Got More Right Than Congress Today 
  • Destiny Hope "Cyrus the Great" Twerking Trivia Queen

St. Francis Brewery
  • This Table's a Bigger Sausage Fest than Germany
  • We'd Be Better Off Playing in the Street
  • Jeopardy Dropout 
  • I've Got a Two-For-One Special For You 
  •  Since the Government is Shut Down, We Get Our Taxes Back, Right?
  • Holy Underpants Batman! 
  • We Must Be Camping, 'Cuz This is In-Tents!
  • Canada: America's Hat

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita 
  • Miley Cyrus walks into a bar…and licks it 
  • Unlike the government, we are not shut down 
  • The government may be shut down, but Nickelback is still going strong 
  • Where the hell is Huell?????

Three Lions Pub
  • Total eclipse of the fart 
  • Sorry I sneezed on your ATM
  • I went out as a british drawf for halloween but everyone thought I was Brownie
  • Thank God Ja Rule was finally the answer
  • It's my birthday, I can be a bitch if I want to
  • That was harder than usual - thats what she said 
  • Mrs White, in the congress, with a lead dildo
  • Queef its whats for dinner 
  • The fox says "chachacha" 
  • What does the Obamacare website have in common with your mom? They both go down on me at least 5 times a day 
  • Boxers or Queefs?
  • Poops I did it again
  • The Federal government: now bringing you nothing

Two Bucks
  • Lou Reed's Reanimated corpse who enjoys trivia instead of heroin
  • A Murder of Crows/Anarchy of Nerds 
  • It's not a mask, it's my actual face
  • Ghost penis...you'll never see us cumming! 
  • I call my dick Cheney because it shoots people in the face 
  • The National Library May Be Closed, But I Still Have Time to Check You Out
  • On a scale from Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden...how good was my hiding place?

Vino 100
  • I'd Insert My Dictator In Your Country
  • I Want A Slice Of Wonderbra
  • Getting High On Scooby Snacks

Whiskey Bar
  • Who Put Their Dick In The Flesh Colored Pumpkin? 
  • According to Deadspin.com, Hellen Keller Has a Better Chance Of Winning an NFL Game of Madden Than the Jacksonville Jaguars
  • Like Tom Selleck, We're Giving Away Mustache Rides 
  • Did You Hear About the Fire At The Circus? It was In-Tents! 
  • The Olympic torch has embarked on a journey to Russia. Vladimir Putin had it arrested because it was flaming 
  • Just For Men Should Sponsor 50 Shades of Grey
  • Orange Is The New Blackface 
  • Talk Dirty To Me, Angela Merkel

Mustache You A Question! Our Anchorman quiz is Sunday Dec 1st at the Three Lions Pub...

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We at Quizmaster would like to extend to you (the fine queeps of Wisconsin) an invitation to the pants party.... oh, wait, we meant the quiz party.... of the season!!

On Sunday December 1st, 2013 at 7 p.m. we'll be hosting an Awesome Anchorman quiz at the Three Lions Pub in Shorewood...


The quiz comes ahead of major anticipation of the sequel of the 2004 movie, which will be released on December 20th, 2013...


The event will also be held to raise money for charity, with the $5 per person entry fee going to a charity of the winning team's choice. And following our hugely successful Breaking Bad quiz at the Three Lions in October 2013, which raised $640 for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, we hope to raise even more dollars for another good cause.

And if you're one of those teams who 60 percent of the time is right every time then this quiz is for you!  There's no need to pre-register --- just show up on the day and grab a seat. But be warned, arrive earlier rather than later, as many queeps at our Breaking Bad event had trouble finding a seat!!

Best team names on the month! November 2013...

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Black Rose Irish Pub
  • Gary Glitter's U'11's
  • Time of the month
  • It doesn't count unless you see nipple
  • My couch pulls out but I don't
  • Busch Light, Girls Heavy
  • Backstreet Blumpkins R Us
  • Obamo's Velvet Tampon Rodeo Show
  • Once I did it with a dead Guy
  • Aaron Rodgers Clavicle
  • My Name is Taylor Layton and I'm here for your Young Daughters 
  • Mr. Rodgers Neighbourhood is now the rough part of Town
  • Make Sure the Juice is Worth the Squeeze

Brass Monkey
  • We May Have Fallen from the Ranks, But We Still have Average Sized Penises
  • The Correct Answer is "Go F*ck Yourself 
  • Pick-Up Artists and Garbage Men Should Switch Names
  • The Pen is Mightier 
  • The Baby Taxidermist 
  • She Sells Sea Shells By the Sea Shore
  • Bitches Aint Shit
  • The Drinking Dead

Cafe Hollander
  • Thanksgiving: The Only Time I Use a Turkey Baster for Its Intended purpose 
  • Last Night I Had a One Night Stand and Now I'm Crabby
  • Hermaphodite Barbie: She Comes in Her Own Box
  • Viagara's Stock is Rising
  • The Next Packers Starting Quarterback
  • Let's Get Quizzicle
  • Lord Of The Cock Rings - Featuring Dildo Baggins And Staring Elijah's Wood
  • You Really Got To Hand It To A Blind Prostitute 
  • Who The Fuck Did Avril Lavigne Marry? 
  • In The Style Of Thundercats: Miley Cyrus Hooooooooooo!
  • Nickleback Fan Club
  • Stop The Bus And Let My Buddy Jack Off 
  • Open Your Mouth . . . Here Comes A Muscle!!!! 
  • Toronto's Crack Babies

Caffrey's Pub
  • Big and bushy
  • I smell but it's ok cause I'm cool
  • Itttie bittie tittie city committee
  • I'll fill your cavity

Camp Bar
  • It's not the size in repose, it's the size it becomes 
  • This is what happens when you talk to strangers
  • I-ran out of nukes 
  • Bill Clinton's one eyed monster 
  • Quizzin' like a racehorse
  • Dixon Cider 
  • I can't hear the questions over my girlfriends voice

Centennial Bar and Grille
  • I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer 
  • Chalupa Batman
  • Bangkok, yeah that does sound exotic

Club Garibaldi
  • This Quiz Took Longer Than the ACTs 
  • I don't know if you know this, but we are huge in Liechtenstein 
  • My Couch pulls out...but my boyfriend doesn't 
  • The Camel Toes
  • The Last Bear I Met Really Needed a Shave
  • Taints for the Memories
  • Ain't Care About What Bitchez Be Thinkin'
  • Larry Sander's Bottle Service

Eatery on Farwell
  • Cockblock Party
  • 2 Guys, No Girl, and some weird places
  • Ed Gein's Furniture Store
  • I'd prefer this microphone was a penis
  • I have your National Treasure right here
  • Cumfart Food
  • I'd Rather Raw Dog on Ogre than listen to Chad Kroeger 
  • I want to blow the horn of Gondor
  • "Deer Traffic Controllers"

Fixture Brewing Company
  • What's Up Bitches, Ya I Said It 
  • No Means Yes and Yes Means Anal 
  • Put Your Plug In My Socket
  • Glove It, Before You Stuff It
  • You Want the Cinnamon Beef Stick Where?
  • Team Chocolate Schvetty Balls 
  • Handjobs from Helen Keller
  • We Googled These and Still Lost
  • That’s Not The Only Thing Harder When You’re Sick

Fox River House
  • Alligator Fuckhouse
  • Other than that, what did you think of the parade, Mrs. Kennedy?
  • Re-hab Asshole Cheating Cocksuckers

The Highbury
  • Sue St. Marie, Bitch! 
  • Tom Hanks IS Big... I've seen it! 
  • It's Always Movember... In My Pants
  • Mike Ditka's Genital Warts 
  • It only takes Jamie Lee 10 seconds to eat a hot dog

Jack's American Pub
  • Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? It's all over town 
  • I thought I was drinking a skunky Pabst cuz it smelled like Schlitz
  • I'm Ron Burgandy? 
  • Better late than pregnant 
  • Drug dealers taking shots
  • You In Maine Now Boy!
  • Paterno's Kids

Loaded Slate
  • Rosie O'Donnell's Face
  • More Trivia, Less Pants
  • Paul with the Chiseled Abs and Stunning Features Fan Club
  • The website says $1.00 PBRs. Obama lied!
  • Necrophilia: A Victimless Crime
  • Rumple Foreskin
  • Marquette: Undefeated in Football and Sucking Balls since...your mom
  • Hold my beer while I take a quiz...
  • Wipe until there's blood
  • Ariel Castro's Basement Party 
  • It's important to be positive...except on your AIDS test 
  • As useful as a photograph to Helen Keller
  • Rodgers with broken collarbones > Cutler

The Lodge Bar (at the Rock)
  • Drink Apple Juice, cuz OJ will Kill Ya
  • Pearl Necklace Productions 
  • I'm Rock Hard for Trivia
  • More Cowbell
  • Neverland Ranch Tickle Monsters 
  • I Would Wear Kelly Kapowski Like a Hockey Mask
  • Guys, I Think I Just Quizzed My Pants

Major Goolsby's
  • Team See (C) yUo Next Tuesday
  • Sofa King Drunk
  • John Wilkes Booth and the Showstoppers
  • Please evacuate the bar! This is not a drill!
  • My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile, but I think that's a big word for a 6 year old

McGillycuddy's
  • I like my women like I like my pumpkin pie, making me feel guilty the morning after
  • Coming thick and fast... your mom's gravy
  • Taking Selvies In The Stall Of The Men's Bathroom . . . . And It Is So Good!
  • My G-Spot Is In My Ass
  • Blockbuster Is Bankrupt, But The Lion's Den Is Still Open
  • What Do You Call It When You Fart During Anal Sex? Steamboat Willie.
  • John Cougar Concentration Camp
  • These Questions Are Hard . . . Just How I Like My Dicks 
  • What Happens When Too Many Soldiers Get In Your Coochie-Hole? Queef.
  • No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There Is Always Beer

Miller Time Pub
  • The Packers 5th String QB - The Tampon 
  • Necrophelia, Pop Open A cold One
  • Yeast Infection to Golden Showers 
  • Duck Butter with a Side of Smegma 
  • Kristen Stewart's Full Moon Makes Werewolves Come Out

Milwaukee Brat House
  • I got something for you to gobble gobble ... in my pants
  • Dumping nuts in sluts butts on Thanksgiving 
  • I like my Schlitz like I like my men: cheap and in pairs
  • 30 days without head, I'd rather die
  • The alcoholocaust!
  • 1912 Titanic Swim Team 
  • You Pooped In The Refrigerator?!?
  • You Should Hear What The Fox Says In My Pants 
  • Cube Libre tastes like tequila. Can we use out tokens for some Schlitz
  • Ray Nittie's Big Titties
  • Fuck Cuba! These drinks suck! 
  • We are soooooo gonna lose. It's official, we lost

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • The Crack Whores
  •  I'm a Victorious Secret 
  • Overworked and Underpaid

New Berlin Ale House
  • My Grandma Can't Wrestle But You Should See Her Box
  • My Table Tennis Net Is Bigger Than Yours
  • Cram It Up Your Cram Hole LaFleur
  • What Would Brett Favre Do?
  • Non-Fat Midwestern Celebs
  • Scoring As High As Toronto's Mayor Ford
  • Rodger's Mustache : 1 Quizmaster Dan's Mustache : 0
  • Pete Schweaty's Homemade Sausage
  • 12th String Quarterbacks
  • And The Winner Is With One Million Points....!
  • Broke As Aaron Rodger's Collar Bone 
  • No One Likes Cry Baby Cutler 
  • Aaron Rodger's Nurse Maids

O'Lydias
  • Tug on my Wishbone 
  • It's hard to read the scores when you keep quizzing in my face 
  • The only official sport of Ireland is drink potato picking 
  • 2 Pimps One Cup 
  • I wanted to be famous for playing the NFL but instead I'm incognito 
  • The South Will Rise Again

Panther Pub
  • Jesus take the handlebars
  • Radical Rob and The Rampagers
  • Suits n' Beards
  • Dead Goldfish Rising!!
  • John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
  • The Super Amazing Mustache of Happiness
  • I ♥ Feet

Red Rock Saloon
  • QUEEL Like a Pig 
  • Draws should not happen in REAL football! 
  • Sad, depressed team of losers
  • Just the tip
  • Fuck this shit. I came to drink 
  • Rob Ford's wife feed him everyday 
  • More confused than a Stevie Wonder / Helen Keller tennis match
  • Scientology - at least it makes Mormonism believable 
  • Weiner? I barley know her
  • Miley Cyrus is a huge whore 
  • Bags of dicks
  • Jabba the Sluts

Riverwest Filling Station
  • Barbara Bush won't Take Shotz Out of Her Cold Dead Hands
  • No Cuts, No Butts, No Coconuts
  • Uncle Jesse and the Rippers
  • Dangerously Cheezy, Dangerously Sleazy
  • There's a Cricket in My Snooker!
  • Mil-HAWK-eeans
  • I Quizzed in the Cowboy's Mouth

St. Francis Brewery
  • The Older We Get, the More We Forget, So the Less We Regret
  • We Framed Roger Rabbit! 
  • Scott Tolzien Fan Club
  • Green Bay Died When Rodger's Fell
  • "I Am Waiting By the Phone, Eagerly Waiting" -Brett Favre
  • Real or Fake? Next Time Show Us Some Boobs and Maybe We'll Get Them Right!
  • This Table's a Bigger Sausage Fest than Germany
  • Jeopardy Dropout

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • Dislocated Double-Check 
  • What Does the Guy Fawkes Say? 
  • Healthcare.gov tech team: working for beer

Three Lions Pub
  • If you give Mariah Carey a pimp cup, you can play her double bass
  • Barely drinking and barely thinking
  • Who would ever want to go to Bangkok?
  • Aren't Portuguese and Spanish the same?!?
  • Spank me with your balls 26 times, its my birthday
  • Drinking: Ireland's biggest traditonal sport 
  • Tom Ford's Crack Whores 
  • I want to go hunting with Dick Cheney, so I can shoot him in the face
  • Brownie is about as good at German as he is at being tall
  • Who the hell watches homeland
  • I wish I was Ryan Lochte so teen girls would jump my bones

Two Bucks
  • Sultans of "Schwing"
  • Sharks are indeed fish 
  • Red Headed Tampons
  • There's always money in the banana stand!
  • We Heart Susan Boyle
  • Seneca Wallace Has a Case of Cutler-itis
  • Lou Reed's Reanimated corpse who enjoys trivia instead of heroin
  • Ghost penis...you'll never see us cumming!

Vino 100
  • Morgan Freeman's Titty Sprinkles 
  • I Quizzed My Pants 
  • 3 Hole Punch and A Ruler

Whiskey Bar
  • Stuffing turkey then eating pie: Thanksgiving dinner or one nightstand?
  • I don't always do crack, but when I do its in a drunken stupor.
  • Over? Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?
  • Rob Ford Takes His Pussy With a Side Of Crack 
  • I Don't Know About the World, But The Most Spoken Language In My Bedroom is Choking Noises

Stay classy Shorewood! Our Anchorman Quiz recap...

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Quizzers were stuck in a glass case of emotion for two hours on Sunday night at the Three Lions Pub in Shorewood.

The bar witnessed a dozen teams, or 69 (giggity) queeps, battle it out like a news team brawl to see who would be crowned the king of the ANCHOR-MAN (not Anchor-lady) quiz!!

And what an affair it was.

Teams were tested on the most random of Anchorman knowledge including cameos in the film, Brian Fantana's cologne selection and Ron Burgundy's ride

And our winners would not only get a hefty Three Lions Pub bar tab, but also get to select the charity to which the money raised would go towards! Our champs would also take home some Lucky Tiger t-shirts and other swag too...


Ultimately, the scores filed in at the end and twas the team from Do me on that glorious rainbow that notched up a perfect tally of 65 from 65 points...


Don't act like you're not impressed!

They decided that the $335 raised at the event would go to One Simple Wish, a charity foundation that provides school books and other necessities to foster children. Well done team!

In other (much more significant news) the night's best team name was bound to be a competitive one, with Anchorman being among the most quoted films ever, along with other timeless classics such as The Godfather and Casablanca.

Having said that, the crowd had spoken when their laughter and applause reached a high point when GO Fuck yourself, Quizmaster had their team name read...


They're kinda a big deal in these parts.

The event was a ton of fun and we thank everyone for 'stopping by' and making it a success. We plan on holding another specially themed event (rumored to be of the Middle Earth category) in January!

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think...

Sunday December 1st, 2013 scores:

  1. 65 Do me on that glorious rainbow
  2. 63 Scholars maintain that our team name was lost hundreds of years ago
  3. 58 Sweet Lincoln's mullet
  4. 57 This glass case of emotion smells like Bigfoot's dick!
  5. 57"I immediately regret this team name"
  6. 54 Bark Twice if you're in Milwaukee
  7. 47 You have a massive erection! Don't act like you're not impressed
  8. 47 Tits McGee and Co.
  9. 40 You ate the whole QUEEL of cheese?!?!
  10. 37 GO Fuck yourself, Quizmaster
  11. 36 60% of the time, we win EVERYTIME!
  12. 17 Milk was a bad choice

YOU shall not quiz! Our Middle Earth triva event hits Jack's January 26th!

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Quizmaster is pleased to announce that our first specially-themed event of 2014 will be a Middle-Earth quiz --- a trivia extravaganza about the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit films --- at Jack's American Pub on Sunday January 26th.

The quiz is slated to take place between 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. that night. There are no NFL games that day (besides the Pro Bowl) as it's the Sunday before the Super Bowl.


The quiz comes in conjunction with the recently released movie The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug...


The quiz will test Middle Earth's finest queeps on their Lords of the Rings knowledge as well as the first two Hobbit films. The questions will rotate mostly around the movies rather than the books.

The event will also be held to raise money for charity, with the $5 per person entry fee going to a charity of the winning team's choice.

Jack's will also feature drink specials (to be announced) for the evening's event too.

And following our hugely successful Breaking Bad and Anchorman quizzes at the Three Lions in late 2013, which raised about $1000 for charity, we hope to raise even more dollars for another good cause.

There's no need to pre-register --- just show up on the day and grab a seat. But be warned, arrive earlier rather than later, as many queeps might have trouble finding a seat!!

Best team names of the month - December 2013!

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Antonio's Sports Bar
  • Fuck the Jonas Brothers
  • We’re HIV positive…..about our answers
  • Nelson Mandela wishes he was Chuck Norris
  • My mom doesn’t wrestle but you should see her box 
  • Too fast, way too furious, too soon?
  • Condoms and Rattlesnakes; two things we don’t fuck wit
  • (Nobody beats) Off in the woods

Brass Monkey
  • Twat the Night Before Christmas
  • Nelson Mandela Was Excellent in the Shawshank Redemption
  • Somebody's Mistake
  • We've Got Your Stocking Stuffers!
  • Santa Sees Me When I'm Masturbating
  • So, you're telling me this isn't Speed Dating? 
Cafe Centraal
  • We're More Fun Than A Screen Door On A Submarine
  • Darling It's Better, Down Where It's Wetter...
  • Santa's Schweaty Sleighballs
  • The Only Gift We're Giving You This Christmas Is The Creeps
  • 5 Girls and 4Skin
  • Q: How Do You Get A Nun Pregnant? A: Dress Her Up As a Choirboy
  • Squat To Poop

    Cafe Hollander
    • Dick Cheney makes a terrifying Santa Claus 
    • We don’t sit on Santa’s lap because we have CLAUStriphobia 
    • Bros before HoHoHo’s 
    • The Weatherman predicted six inches but he came up short 
    • Nelson Mandela = 2 Fast 2 Furious
    • The Weatherman Promised Me 6 Inches And I Only Got 4 :(
    • If Boys Had A Uterus, They Would Be Called Dudeteruses 
    • I'm So Sore After Black Friday . . . Cuse I Was Standing In Line All Day You Pervert!
    • Don't Pick Us, We'll Bleed
    • We Fumble For Touchdowns Too
    • Look, There's A Rainbow . . . . Do Me On It!
    • Aaron Rodgers, King Of The North!
    • Anthony Weiner's jpeg 
    • The Wolf Of State Street
    • Fear The Fixed Gear

    Caffrey's Pub
    • I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave up drinking

    Camp Bar
    • I also piss the bed when I drink Pepsi
    • Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, and by chestnuts, I mean testicles
    • Frosty Nixon, it's freakin' cold outside!
    • "This popcorn is making me thirsty"
    • This one time, at Camp. 
    • Helen Keller to the President "Could you turn the lights up in here?"
    •  Is that your long shaft putter, or is that just my imagination 
    • Getting Quizzy with it... Na na na nananana
    • Pick us and we'll blow you. Pick us or we'll blow you?
    • Wayne Rooney's Hair Transplant
    • Sasquatches Thundercunt

    Club Garibaldi
    • Santa Claus is cumming and Clay Aikens is watching
    • The Trouser Snakes 
    • I got an 8 inch softie
    • Do you think his car was full of Vin Diesel
    • Shit Stain, White Pants

    Eatery on Farwell
    • All I Want for Christmas is Booze
    • Santa Claus is Going to Town, On Deez Hoes 
    • Last time I saw a Pistol Grip was in the bathroom of a Walmart
    • Bloody Tampans
    • Girls are like pasta, they're all straight until they're hot and wet.
    • Milwookies

    Fixture Brewing Company
    • Does Playing Nudey Photo Hunt Put Us On The Naughty List?
    • Our Only Christmas Wish Is More Friends...So We Can Win Trivia 
    • Tongue Punching The Fart Box
    • Married With Steroids (This is about Ryan Braun) 
    • I'm Glad I Didn't Shave... Anywhere
    • My Boa Constrictor Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun
    • Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em!
    • At Least We Didn't Cheat But I'm Sure Your Mom Does

    Fox River House
    • I feel bad for Richard Nixon’s wife, because every night she got penetrated by a ‘Tricky Dick.
    • Wet Bandits
    • Keep the change ya filthy animal

    The Highbury
    • If I were in space, I would sing Genesis, not read it.
    • The only Duck Dynasty that matters is Emilio Estevez's Mighty Ducks
    • A selfie with Idie Amin is better than a hand-job from an impostor sign language interpreter in South Africa
    • If I start a band, I'm going to call it "Barak O'Bama and the Funeral Selfies"
    • Mandela's Sign Language Interpreter
    • In honor of South Africa we are boycotting an offensive team name

    Jack's American Pub
    • What does the fox say? Santa Claus is white!! 
    • Two guys, a pen, and a rape whistle
    • Queefer Sutherland
    • 1912 Titanic Swim Team
    • RIP Scott, oops! Paul Walker

    Loaded Slate
    • 5 Girls, 1 Guy and a Bar
    • A Hannah Montana Christmas Special : Robin Thicke, Dog Dick
    • Why Does There Have to be a Geography Category? 
    • This Host Definitely Shaves His Ass 
    • Forrest Dump
    • All You Can Eat Pink Tacos
    • Leather Jacket's Got Nice Tits
    • Mike Hunt
    • Annual Pornhub Subscribers 
    • Paul Walker's Porsche

    Major Goolsby's
    • Follow @mknodurft on twitter
    • Paul Walker Texas Ranger

    McGillycuddy's
    • Wings or Porn – Either Way You Have a Mess On Your Hands 
    • All Mariah Carrey Wants for Christmas is a Dick in a Box!
    • Why the Hell Isn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger the host of ‘To Catch a Predator’
    • I Got Da Bronchitis! Ain’t Nobody got time fo dat… Gimme a cold Pop
    • Weight Room Butt Touch
    • Masturbating Meerkats
    • Too Fast, Too Soon?

    Miller Time Pub
    • I’m Feeling Snooper Thanks For Asking
    • Moonrise Kingdom 
    • My Ass These Cheese Curds Are Magnificent
    • Jay Cutler's Diabetes 
    • Palmela Handerson

    Milwaukee Brat House
    • You can reach out and touch this dick 
    • I have an explosvie package for you in my underpants...Ho Ho Hoes 
    • Have yourself a Merry Little Schlitz-mas
    • Breakfast at Tiffany's vagina 
    • It's colder outside than a witch's tit... in my pants!
    • Much like a bowling alley, I have something that is 42 inches... in my pants
    • Lumburg fucked her... 
    • If they move my Schlitz one more time, I'm going to burn this building to the ground
    • Butt Fucking Wolverine
    • Paul Walking Dead

    New Berlin Ale House
    • Kim Jong Un's Family Christmas
    • Shoulda Wasted That $1 On A Mega Millions Ticket
    • Are You Smarter Than A Third Grader? Because We Brought One
    • 3=======D
    • We Party Like Rob Ford
    • 2 Fast 2 Furious, 2 Soon?
    • Miley's Drug Dealers
    • A Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good
    • My Table Tennis Net Is Bigger Than Your
    • sCram It Up Your Cram Hole LaFleur

    O'Lydias
    • All I want for Christmas is a big black dildo
    • I'll cum on ye face... full 
    • All we want for Quizmas is a Quarterbarrel Dude! 
    • Check out my selfie with my country cock, I mean crock
    • A Mandela Joke? Really Guys? Have some Class! 
    • Obama Family Selfies: The Funeral Collection
    • Little bit of Lou Bega in my life
    • The difference between Paul Walker and Scott Walker - - Nothing, they're both dead to me.
    • Ru Paul Walker Texas Rangers 
    • Paul Walker's Fiery OCTOCOPTER!!!
    • Paul Should've Walkered

    Panther Pub
    • Staching through the snow
    • John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
    • East Westchester Northstars, Champions of the Southeast Conference
    • Shart-Nado

    Red Rock Saloon
    • Romo wasn't built in a day but it fell apart in the 2nd half 
    • Welcome to Red Rock Saloon, where we've gone one week without an asshole shouting out an answer
    • Romo was in the giving spirit yesterday!!
    • Merry Fuckin Christmas
    • Did you hear the new Helen Keller joke? Don't worry, neither did she!
    • The only thing worse that shephard's pie is a monarchy --- that's why I live in America, drive a pick-up and love FREEDOM 
    • Franklin Roosevelt and Teddy Roosevelt are not the same person, Robyn!
    • Paul should have walkered!
    • I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around 
    • My fart will go on!

    Riverwest Filling Station
    • What A-hole Names their Kid Christmas?
    • Move Over Rudolph, Eddie Lacy Will Lead the Way!
    • I Think Whatever It Is...It Shouldn't Give Me a Handjob 
    • Would You Like to Touch My Big Toe?
    • Paul Walker and Mandela Both Died at 95
    • Tuesday Night Basement Strippers

    St. Francis Brewery
    • If Obama Will Take a "Selfie" at a Funeral, What "Selfies" Does He Take Behind Closed Doors?
    • I Am Sofa King We Todd Did
    • The Cunning Stunts
    • That Tampan's Really Red, Must be Sunburn
    • With Great Mustache Comes Great Responsibility
    • 60% of the Time, We're Right 100% of the Time

    Titletown Brewing Co.
    • Too Fast, Too Furious, Too Soon? 
    • I met my girlfriend on healthcare.gov
    • Fast and Furious 7 (minutes) in heaven
    • Scruffy looking nerfherders

    Three Lions Pub
    • There's a burning yule log in my fiery place
    • Shot of rail gin!? mmmm! Tastes like Xmas! 
    • The 4 cocksmen
    • O come let us inside her

    Two Bucks
    • "The Wolf on Murray St."
    • Hustle and Blow
    • We're not gay, but $20 is $20
    • Da Bears Still Suck
    • Fat Tits and Chocolate Milk
    • Whoopie Goldberg Has No Eyebrows
    • Too Fast, Too...Ludacris
    • I Labatt Blue Myself

    Vino 100
    • Madiba's Sign Language Interpreter 
    • I Once Wrestled An Anaconda For An Hour…Then I Realized I Was Masturbating. 
    • Paul Walker, He's so hot right now 
    • Creamer for your Coffee

    Whiskey Bar
    • Mrs. Claus' Yoga Pants Give her Mistletoe
    • The Shittier Show
    • It's a Shame Mandela Died, He Had An Awesome Ugly Sweater For My Party, It Took 27 Years To Knit
    • Nelson Mandela May Be Dead, But Don't Worry, Morgan Freeman Is Still Alive
    • We'd Be Better Trivia Players, But We're Too Busy Having Sex
    • Winter is Coming....Except For Paul Walker
    • We Don't Come Here Often

    Quizmaster - Adam Brown

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    Born in Burnley, England but raised as a proud Blackburn Rovers fan, with an English Mother and a Scottish father, and boasting a rather impressive 5"5 frame, Adam, or "Brownie" as he's often known, is somewhat of a hybrid.

    He came to America in 2009 and has not looked back since. He says he's been lucky enough to obtain a college degree stateside, while playing collegiate athletics and has now even lived long enough to see himself become a Quizmaster.

    Emphasis on "master".

    Studying beneath Obi Wan Tinknobi (a.k.a. former Quizmaster and Three Lions co-owner Christopher Tinker) has taught him the crucial skills needed to wield the mic-saber. The Three Lions Pub in Shorewood is his venue and he always hopes to see new faces in the crowd!

    Things Adam hates: pickles, mushrooms, waking up.

    Things Adam loves: useless knowledge, playing soccer, playing pranks on co-workers, apparently fatty foods, juice (cannot go a day without some form of juice).

    Quizmaster in brief...
    Name...Adam ("Brownie" to his mates)
    Birthplace...Burnley, UK
    Find Him at...Three Lions Pub
    He's drinking...Alcohol
    Catchphrase...________
    Fave Quiz Round...Film and Tele
    Fave Bonus Round...Useless Knowledge
    Sports Teams...Blackburn Rovers
    Tele Shows...Murder She Wrote, Golden Girls, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Wendy Williams Show
    On the iPod...British stuff, mostly + Beethoven

    Quizmistress - Brianna Wright

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    Brianna, call her Brie for short, is stepping up from loyal quiz player (you may have seen her lurking around once or twice on the Mulligans blog) to mastering the sport as a Quizmaster host!

    A native from Milwaukee, she's bounced from city to city but alas moved back to get her academics on at UWM.

    When she's not Quizzing you'll see her hanging out at any concert she can get to, watching satire 80s teen movies or laughing at cats on the internet.

    Things Brie hates: Long fingernails, Facebook profiles dedicated to pets and babies, talking on the cellular device while at the grocery store.

    Things Brie loves: Nutella, unlimited Netflix, her turntable (and the record section in thrift stores)

    Quizmistress in brief...

    Name...Brie
    Birthplace...Milwaukee, WI
    Find Her at...Brass Monkey
    She's drinking...Good ol' Red Bull n' Vodka.
    Catchphrase..."Hecka Yeah", "Fasho" (Basically everything she shouldn't be saying)
    Fave Quiz Round...The Bonus Round!
    Fave Bonus Round...Toys and Games
    Sports Teams...Brewers, Packers, and a new addition - Blackhawks
    Tele Shows...It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, trashy reality shows and anything shown on the BBC.
    On the Ipod...The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, Foster the People, Fleet Foxes, The Killers, Pop-Punk Hits Circa 2005.

    Quizmaster: Paul Boellner

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    Many years ago, in a land far far away called Ohio, a golden sunbeam broke through the ever present clouds. A shimmering unicorn walked down this sunbeam and laid Paul at the feet of his parents, whispering into their ears, "Love him, for he will be awesome, and he is destined to ask a great many questions." The unicorn then ascended into the heavens, the skies closed up, and gloom reigned over the land for the rest of time.

    Fast forward many years. After college, Paul traveled to the magical land of Milwaukee to attend grad school at Marquette. Upon arriving, he began attending Quizmaster events with a friend, which is where he met Quizmaster Ryan, and has been hooked ever since. Even though his day job has him working for a fruit-themed technology company, he can be seen both asking and answering questions at various venues around Milwaukee.

    Random facts about Paul: he brews his own beer, he once drove his friends all over town while test driving a limo, he's actually sat in a Bentley Continental, he likes to judge the size of a car's trunk by climbing in it, he placed in the 58th percentile when he took the SAT... as a seventh grader.

    Things Paul likes: Useless knowledge, cooking, poker, great beer, sarcasm, inappropriate humor, tailgating at Brewers games

    Things Paul hates: Douchebags, the US version of Top Gear (seriously, how terrible is that show??), any beer that has a "lite" version, pants, Ohio State football.

    Quizmaster in brief...
    Name...Paul
    Birthplace...Toledo, Ohio
    Find her at...Cafe Centraal
    He's drinking...Pretty much any craft beer he can get his hands on
    Catchphrase...____________ (we're working on it!)
    Fave Quiz Round...Film and Tele, Sports and Leisure
    Fave Bonus Round...Film Quote Clips
    Sports Teams...Green Bay Packers, Chicago Cubs, Chicago Blackhawks, Tottenham Hotspur, Michigan football, Alabama football
    Tele Shows...Top Gear (UK version ONLY), House, NCIS, Mythbusters
    On the iPod...A wide range of stuff: Beastie Boys, Backstreet Boys, Lil' Wayne, Kanye West, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra, Madonna, Daft Punk, Skrillex, Pearl Jam, Rolling Stones, Etta James, classic Motown...the list goes on and on

    Quizmaster - Cody Hart

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    Living in Milwaukee's diverse Riverwest neightborhood, by way of following a girlfriend for grad-school, Cody is a native of Ohio and is a big fan of all Ohio sports teams.

    He is also known to plan his daily routines around showings of Jeopardy.

    That's right, Suck It Trebek.

    In the real world he is somehow able to support himself by generally acting crazy and teaching science workshops.

    Yes, he teaches science. And in another life would be a cast member on Mythbusters.

    And if we don't say so ourselves, he has a spectacular beard. Very manly stuff indeed.

    Things Cody hates: Sport teams from Pittsburgh...and St. Louis...and Michigan...and Miami...pretty much everyone outside of Ohio.

    Things Cody loves: Music, movies, comics, baseball

    Quizmaster in brief...

    Name...Cody
    Birthplace...Xenia, Ohio
    Find Him at...Two Bucks, The Eatery
    He's drinking...Whiskey... preferably of the Bourbon variety
    Fave Quiz Round...History and Politics
    Fave Bonus Round...Any wager round!
    Sports Teams...Cincinnati Reds/Bengals, Ohio University Bobcats, Ohio State Buckeyes
    Tele Shows...Jeopardy! Cartoons of all sorts
    On the Ipod...Beatles, OutKast, John Coltrane, Animal Collective

    Quizmistress - Anna Parker

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    Anna Parker started hosting trivia at Vino 100 in the Historic Third Ward in the summer of 2012. Anna originally started hosingt trivia during her break between graduating from college and starting her new job. Eventually, she ended having so much fun hosting trivia she decided to continue even after she started working.

    Anna grew up in Milwaukie, Oregon, not be confused with Milwaukee, Wisconsin. She moved to Milwaukee, Wisconsin in the fall of 2008 to attend college at Marquette University.  Despite living in Wisconsin for over four years now, she is still not used to the snow and does not like the Packers (Go Cowboys)!

    Anna originally began playing trivia at Caffery's Pub on Marquette's campus. It was there she learned how awesome trivia was, and her dream of being a Quizmaster began!

    Things Anna hates: spiders, people who scrape their silverware on their plates as they eat, raisins, and gin.

    Things Anna loves: wine, shopping, watching movies, hanging out with friends, and her dorkie Talia.

    Quizmaster in brief...

    Name...Anna
    Birthplace...Milwaukie, Oregon
    Find Her at...Vino 100 Milwaukee
    She's drinking...Vodka Sodas, Strongbow, Pinot Grigio, Hoegaarden
    Catchphrase..."This is going to be fun"
    Fave Quiz Round...Sports & Leisure
    Fave Bonus Round...Useless Knowledge
    Sports Teams...Portland Trailblazers, Dallas Cowboys, Oregon Ducks
    Tele Shows...Weeds, Friends, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, Grey's Anatomy, The League
    On the Ipod...Everything!!!

    Quizmaster - Matt Ladky

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    Matt Ladky was born in raised in Mequon, Wisconsin.  Looking to see another part of the country after high school, he moved to Dallas, Texas and graduated from Southern Methodist University (Go Ponies!).

    After a quick two year hiatus in order to obtain his Master’s Degree in Sports Management from Georgia State University in Atlanta, Matt returned to Dallas.  Matt then spent 8 years with the Texas Golf Association running golf tournaments for elite junior golfers looking to obtain college scholarships. Burned out on the travel, Matt moved back to Milwaukee in 2011 and now works as the Director of Lean Management at a fastener manufacturing company.

    Matt prides himself on going to sporting events without paying for tickets. Certain odd jobs have allowed him to do so including working as a dressed up Cowboy waving flags after TD’s at Dallas Cowboys games, a student security monitor at Georgia Tech football games, and making good friends with people at the ticket offices for every major sports team in Dallas.

    After participating as quizee for more than a year, Matt became a quizmaster in June 2012 in order to have a good time and meet new people in Milwaukee. Also attention ladies; he’s single!

    Things Matt hates: People that talk non stop about 5k’s/10k’s/marathons. Mayonnaise. Sarah Jessica Parker. Traffic. Slow walkers. Being color blind. The NBA.



    Things Matt loves: Tailgating. Golf. Vegas. Taking a Soak. Trivia night with friends. Miranda Kerr.

    Quizmaster in brief...

    Name...Matthew Walsh Ladky
    Birthplace...Mequon, WI
    Find Him at...Whiskey Bar
    He's drinking...Vodka Tonics, Beer
    Fave Quiz Round...Geography
    Fave Bonus Round...Film Quote Clips
    Sports Teams...Packers, Notre Dame Football, Marquette Basketball
    Tele Shows...Breaking Bad, Homeland, Seinfeld
    On the Ipod...80s hair bands/glam rock, 90s rock

    Quizmaster - Bill Higbee

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    Bill’s insatiable love for the inane led him to suggest starting a Quizmaster night at his favorite watering hole, Fox River House, Appleton’s Oldest Saloon. That, and it gave him a valid reason to be out on a Tuesday night.

    Bill was born in Cincinnati then moved to Wisconsin when he was ten, his family following him soon after. This gives him the right to both be a Wisconsinite and criticize the weird cultural phenomena that comes with being a Sconnie. Like using the term “bubbler” for a drinking fountain. Or referring to it as a “brat fry” when in fact you’re grilling them. And what’s the deal with all the Vander-whatevers in the Fox Valley?

    When not hosting Quiz Master Live Trivia on Tuesdays at FRH, Bill can be found gallivanting about the country on business. He’s been to all 48 contiguous states and is only lacking Hawaii, Alaska and Puerto Rico to round out visiting all of the United States (the obvious lack of knowledge in Geography is why Bill chose to host rather than participate in Quizmaster).

    Bill golfs but is not a “golfer”, bikes but is not a “biker”, sings but is not a “singer”, and “drinks.” He has recently taken up Yoga and can often be seen dropping into a downward facing dog just to freak people out. His new goal is to create a competitive Yoga league whereby teams vie against each other in a harmonious yet highly cantankerous Yoga Battle Royale. Namaste Mother F@#*er!

    Things Bill hates: Assholes, rude people, people who talk over people, people who interrupt people, people who have a huge disregard for their fellow human being, people in general.

    Things Bill loves: Asses, nice people, people who allow themselves to get walked all over, wimps, spineless weasels, anyone he can take advantage of.

    Quizmaster in brief...

    Name...Bill
    Birthplace...Cincinnati, OH.
    Find Him at...Fox River House
    He's drinking...Any variety of beer as long as it’s not Budweiser, wine, Bacardi Rum, Maker’s Mark, and he’s off the Scotch.
    Catchphrase...“I got your answer right here!”
    Fave Quiz Round...Music, Film and Tele
    Fave Bonus Round...Music Clips
    Sports Teams...Packers, Badgers, Brewers, Cubs
    Tele Shows...Mad Men, 30 Rock, Golden Girls
    On the Ipod...A variety of music to listen to, duh.

    Quizmaster - Dan Pettis

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    Shy, Timid Dan Pettis took a field trip to Quizmaster headquarters to watch a science experiment. While he was distracted, he was bitten by a radioactive British spider! The bite increased his ability to remember random facts and tell jokes about current events while hosting a pub quiz night!

    Surprisingly though he did not gain a British accent. He sewed his own red and blue costume and began hosting a quiz night at Major Goolsby's as the amazing quiz-man! But seriously.... Dan became a Quizmaster in July 2012 taking over duties from the former great Carl Surtees.

    A life long devotee of pop-culture, Dan discovered in High School that he tends to remember trivial details about everything. So naturally, he is thrilled to join the ranks of the Quizmasters, even though he is not British or the biggest soccer fan. He will admit that he enjoyed the last World Cup tournament though. Dan attended UW-Whitewater for college and graduated with a degree in Journalism. He currently resides in downtown Waukesha in a place he has nicknamed the Pettisdome, as his own fictional stadium.
     
    Things Dan Hates: Trivia cheaters! cats, bad drivers, obnoxious Chicago sports fans, Nickleback, mushrooms, vodka, and people who don't flush after using a public toilet

    Things Dan Loves: Trivia and hosting a trivia night, dogs, beer and cheese, dive bars, t-shirts, video games, movies, enlightening/annoying his friends with useless facts

    Quizmaster in brief...

    Name...Dann
    Birthplace...Greendale, WI.
    Find Him at...New Berlin Ale House
    He's drinking...Blue Moon, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Lakefront Beers, Rum and Coke
    Catchphrase...“Alright, let's get the mandatory soccer question out of the way...”
    Fave Quiz Round...Music
    Fave Bonus Round...Advertising Slogans, Useless Knowledge, Music Clips
    Sports Teams...Green Bay Packers, Milwaukee Brewers, Milwaukee Bucks
    Tele Shows...Whatever's on Netflix, Also: The Simpsons, South Park, How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, Flight Of The Conchords, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Futurama, The Muppet Show
    On the iPod...Everything! Also: Indie, Classic and Alternative Rock, Rap, 80's and 90's, Novelty Songs, and lots of Phil Collins

    Quizmistress: Heather Taylor

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    Heather Taylor joined the Quizmaster crew in April 2012. After a bit of a rough start to her illustrious Quizmaster career, she now hosts at St. Francis Brewery.

    Born in the Milwaukee area, she was obviously raised on beer, brats, and cheese. Currently residing in Franklin, she misses the city and has plans to move back to Milwaukee very soon.

    A UW-Madison graduate, Heather has worked a few different jobs since college, but currently works as a legal assistant at a local law firm. She enjoys the fun atmosphere of Quizmaster Trivia nights, in contrast to her day job.


    Heather enjoys cooking and baking, trying out new restaurants around town, going on brewery tours, drinking in the Miller Park parking lot and going to Brewer games.

    Things Heather hates: bad drivers, slow drivers, rude drivers, mean people!

    Things Heather loves: wine, cheese, long walks on the beach, drinking outdoors.

    Quizmistress in brief...

    Name...Heather
    Birthplace...Milwaukee, WI
    Find Her at...St. Francis Brewery
    She's drinking...Craft beer, Mojitos, Shiraz
    Catchphrase..._____________
    Fave Quiz Round...Film and Tele
    Fave Bonus Round...Food and Drink
    Sports Teams...Milwaukee Brewers, Wisconsin Badgers, Green Bay Packers
    Tele Shows...New Girl, Dexter, Top Chef, The Daily Show
    On the iPod...A little bit of everything (even country), but a lot of reggae!

    Quizmaster: John Schilder

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    John Schilder joined the Quizmaster ranks in early 2011, on a recommendation from a former and retiring Quizmaster. He hails from the darkest depths of Central Ohio (exact location: classified) but has resided in the Wauwatosa area of town for a lil while now, having been brought to MKE for graduate school....and beer.

    John likes to think of himself as a real life saver, having returned as a Peace Corps Volunteer in Honduras for two years.
    That fact really helped him out when he underwent the intense interview process of getting the QM job. :p

    He continues to bring his quizzical talents to Tosa and downtown Milwaukee, as his "day job" allows him that flexibility, as well as allowing him to travel to Central America frequently.

    And if you didn't notice, he rolls up to quiz night, rain, wind, snow or shine, on a bicycle named Hope (after Hope Solo).

    Things John hates: Hate is a pretty strong word. He would have to say he doesn't hate anything.....except Michigan.

    Things John loves: pretty much everything.....except Michigan

    Quizmaster in brief...
    Name...John
    Birthplace...Central Ohio
    Find Him at...Cafe Hollander, McGillycuddy's
    He's drinking...liquids, of the alcohol infused sort
    Catchphrase..."Happy (day of the week)day everybody, happy (______)day!"
    Fave Quiz Round...Music or Geography
    Fave Bonus Round...Music Clips
    Sports Teams...U.S. Men's national team, Columbus Crew, Ohio State Buckeyes
    Tele Shows...Why watch TV when you can watch The Dark Knight??
    On the Ipod.......mostly music. A lil of this and a lil of that....

    Quizmaster: Kevin Hough

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    Although raised in Brew City Kevin was born in the wonderful Hawkeye state of Iowa. He is currently enrolled at UW-Milwaukee, where he says he's "probably one of the oldest freshman in history."

    But Kevin was formerly in the military, which has slowed his educational pursuits, but he did get to see "places that no one ever wants to see." We're not sure if that's good or bad. Probably both!

    Kevin is a big fan of music, and unlike many of his fellow Quizmasters, this includes Country! His devious plan is to convert Pete, also known as Quimaster "Living the Dream," to country music. He's also a big Will Ferrell fan, with Old School among his favorite movies (may be Kevin's modeling his life on The Godfather)?

    As far as sports are concerned, Kevin is hugely into Wisconsin teams, including the Brewers and Packers, but his true passion lies with college sports, where he proudly supports the Wisconsin Badgers. However, after a recent trip to London he has now been converted as a die-hard West Ham United fan after seeing them smash Portsmouth on Boxing Day 2009 with QM Ryan!

    Other hobbies of Kevin's include golf and drinking (it's like love and marriage, right)?

    He is also a beer pong pro, so don't f**k with him!!

    Things Kevin hates: trying to understand all the other English Quizmasters when they've had a few pints and are slurring their words.

    Things Kevin loves: His boots.

    Quizmaster in brief...
    Name...Kevin
    Birthplace...Iowa, 
    Find Him at...Club Garibaldis, O'Lydias, The Highbury
    He's drinking...Blue Moon, Yuengling
    Catchphrase..."Have you met my English friend?"
    Fave Quiz Round...History and Politics
    Fave Bonus Round...Music Clips
    Sports Teams...Wisconsin Badgers, Green Bay Packers, Milwaukee Brewers, West Ham United!
    Tele Shows...The Office, Entourage
    On the Ipod...Electronic, Rock, Country
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