Antonio's Sports Bar
- Fuck the Jonas Brothers
- We’re HIV positive…..about our answers
- Nelson Mandela wishes he was Chuck Norris
- My mom doesn’t wrestle but you should see her box
- Too fast, way too furious, too soon?
- Condoms and Rattlesnakes; two things we don’t fuck wit
- (Nobody beats) Off in the woods
Brass Monkey
- Twat the Night Before Christmas
- Nelson Mandela Was Excellent in the Shawshank Redemption
- Somebody's Mistake
- We've Got Your Stocking Stuffers!
- Santa Sees Me When I'm Masturbating
- So, you're telling me this isn't Speed Dating?
- We're More Fun Than A Screen Door On A Submarine
- Darling It's Better, Down Where It's Wetter...
- Santa's Schweaty Sleighballs
- The Only Gift We're Giving You This Christmas Is The Creeps
- 5 Girls and 4Skin
- Q: How Do You Get A Nun Pregnant? A: Dress Her Up As a Choirboy
- Squat To Poop
Cafe Hollander
- Dick Cheney makes a terrifying Santa Claus
- We don’t sit on Santa’s lap because we have CLAUStriphobia
- Bros before HoHoHo’s
- The Weatherman predicted six inches but he came up short
- Nelson Mandela = 2 Fast 2 Furious
- The Weatherman Promised Me 6 Inches And I Only Got 4 :(
- If Boys Had A Uterus, They Would Be Called Dudeteruses
- I'm So Sore After Black Friday . . . Cuse I Was Standing In Line All Day You Pervert!
- Don't Pick Us, We'll Bleed
- We Fumble For Touchdowns Too
- Look, There's A Rainbow . . . . Do Me On It!
- Aaron Rodgers, King Of The North!
- Anthony Weiner's jpeg
- The Wolf Of State Street
- Fear The Fixed Gear
Caffrey's Pub
- I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave up drinking
Camp Bar
- I also piss the bed when I drink Pepsi
- Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, and by chestnuts, I mean testicles
- Frosty Nixon, it's freakin' cold outside!
- "This popcorn is making me thirsty"
- This one time, at Camp.
- Helen Keller to the President "Could you turn the lights up in here?"
- Is that your long shaft putter, or is that just my imagination
- Getting Quizzy with it... Na na na nananana
- Pick us and we'll blow you. Pick us or we'll blow you?
- Wayne Rooney's Hair Transplant
- Sasquatches Thundercunt
Club Garibaldi
- Santa Claus is cumming and Clay Aikens is watching
- The Trouser Snakes
- I got an 8 inch softie
- Do you think his car was full of Vin Diesel
- Shit Stain, White Pants
Eatery on Farwell
- All I Want for Christmas is Booze
- Santa Claus is Going to Town, On Deez Hoes
- Last time I saw a Pistol Grip was in the bathroom of a Walmart
- Bloody Tampans
- Girls are like pasta, they're all straight until they're hot and wet.
- Milwookies
Fixture Brewing Company
- Does Playing Nudey Photo Hunt Put Us On The Naughty List?
- Our Only Christmas Wish Is More Friends...So We Can Win Trivia
- Tongue Punching The Fart Box
- Married With Steroids (This is about Ryan Braun)
- I'm Glad I Didn't Shave... Anywhere
- My Boa Constrictor Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun
- Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em!
- At Least We Didn't Cheat But I'm Sure Your Mom Does
Fox River House
- I feel bad for Richard Nixon’s wife, because every night she got penetrated by a ‘Tricky Dick.
- Wet Bandits
- Keep the change ya filthy animal
The Highbury
- If I were in space, I would sing Genesis, not read it.
- The only Duck Dynasty that matters is Emilio Estevez's Mighty Ducks
- A selfie with Idie Amin is better than a hand-job from an impostor sign language interpreter in South Africa
- If I start a band, I'm going to call it "Barak O'Bama and the Funeral Selfies"
- Mandela's Sign Language Interpreter
- In honor of South Africa we are boycotting an offensive team name
Jack's American Pub
- What does the fox say? Santa Claus is white!!
- Two guys, a pen, and a rape whistle
- Queefer Sutherland
- 1912 Titanic Swim Team
- RIP Scott, oops! Paul Walker
Loaded Slate
- 5 Girls, 1 Guy and a Bar
- A Hannah Montana Christmas Special : Robin Thicke, Dog Dick
- Why Does There Have to be a Geography Category?
- This Host Definitely Shaves His Ass
- Forrest Dump
- All You Can Eat Pink Tacos
- Leather Jacket's Got Nice Tits
- Mike Hunt
- Annual Pornhub Subscribers
- Paul Walker's Porsche
Major Goolsby's
- Follow @mknodurft on twitter
- Paul Walker Texas Ranger
McGillycuddy's
- Wings or Porn – Either Way You Have a Mess On Your Hands
- All Mariah Carrey Wants for Christmas is a Dick in a Box!
- Why the Hell Isn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger the host of ‘To Catch a Predator’
- I Got Da Bronchitis! Ain’t Nobody got time fo dat… Gimme a cold Pop
- Weight Room Butt Touch
- Masturbating Meerkats
- Too Fast, Too Soon?
Miller Time Pub
- I’m Feeling Snooper Thanks For Asking
- Moonrise Kingdom
- My Ass These Cheese Curds Are Magnificent
- Jay Cutler's Diabetes
- Palmela Handerson
Milwaukee Brat House
- You can reach out and touch this dick
- I have an explosvie package for you in my underpants...Ho Ho Hoes
- Have yourself a Merry Little Schlitz-mas
- Breakfast at Tiffany's vagina
- It's colder outside than a witch's tit... in my pants!
- Much like a bowling alley, I have something that is 42 inches... in my pants
- Lumburg fucked her...
- If they move my Schlitz one more time, I'm going to burn this building to the ground
- Butt Fucking Wolverine
- Paul Walking Dead
New Berlin Ale House
- Kim Jong Un's Family Christmas
- Shoulda Wasted That $1 On A Mega Millions Ticket
- Are You Smarter Than A Third Grader? Because We Brought One
- 3=======D
- We Party Like Rob Ford
- 2 Fast 2 Furious, 2 Soon?
- Miley's Drug Dealers
- A Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good
- My Table Tennis Net Is Bigger Than Your
- sCram It Up Your Cram Hole LaFleur
O'Lydias
- All I want for Christmas is a big black dildo
- I'll cum on ye face... full
- All we want for Quizmas is a Quarterbarrel Dude!
- Check out my selfie with my country cock, I mean crock
- A Mandela Joke? Really Guys? Have some Class!
- Obama Family Selfies: The Funeral Collection
- Little bit of Lou Bega in my life
- The difference between Paul Walker and Scott Walker - - Nothing, they're both dead to me.
- Ru Paul Walker Texas Rangers
- Paul Walker's Fiery OCTOCOPTER!!!
- Paul Should've Walkered
Panther Pub
- Staching through the snow
- John Wilkes Booth and The Showstoppers
- East Westchester Northstars, Champions of the Southeast Conference
- Shart-Nado
Red Rock Saloon
- Romo wasn't built in a day but it fell apart in the 2nd half
- Welcome to Red Rock Saloon, where we've gone one week without an asshole shouting out an answer
- Romo was in the giving spirit yesterday!!
- Merry Fuckin Christmas
- Did you hear the new Helen Keller joke? Don't worry, neither did she!
- The only thing worse that shephard's pie is a monarchy --- that's why I live in America, drive a pick-up and love FREEDOM
- Franklin Roosevelt and Teddy Roosevelt are not the same person, Robyn!
- Paul should have walkered!
- I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around
- My fart will go on!
Riverwest Filling Station
- What A-hole Names their Kid Christmas?
- Move Over Rudolph, Eddie Lacy Will Lead the Way!
- I Think Whatever It Is...It Shouldn't Give Me a Handjob
- Would You Like to Touch My Big Toe?
- Paul Walker and Mandela Both Died at 95
- Tuesday Night Basement Strippers
St. Francis Brewery
- If Obama Will Take a "Selfie" at a Funeral, What "Selfies" Does He Take Behind Closed Doors?
- I Am Sofa King We Todd Did
- The Cunning Stunts
- That Tampan's Really Red, Must be Sunburn
- With Great Mustache Comes Great Responsibility
- 60% of the Time, We're Right 100% of the Time
Titletown Brewing Co.
- Too Fast, Too Furious, Too Soon?
- I met my girlfriend on healthcare.gov
- Fast and Furious 7 (minutes) in heaven
- Scruffy looking nerfherders
Three Lions Pub
- There's a burning yule log in my fiery place
- Shot of rail gin!? mmmm! Tastes like Xmas!
- The 4 cocksmen
- O come let us inside her
Two Bucks
- "The Wolf on Murray St."
- Hustle and Blow
- We're not gay, but $20 is $20
- Da Bears Still Suck
- Fat Tits and Chocolate Milk
- Whoopie Goldberg Has No Eyebrows
- Too Fast, Too...Ludacris
- I Labatt Blue Myself
Vino 100
- Madiba's Sign Language Interpreter
- I Once Wrestled An Anaconda For An Hour…Then I Realized I Was Masturbating.
- Paul Walker, He's so hot right now
- Creamer for your Coffee
Whiskey Bar
- Mrs. Claus' Yoga Pants Give her Mistletoe
- The Shittier Show
- It's a Shame Mandela Died, He Had An Awesome Ugly Sweater For My Party, It Took 27 Years To Knit
- Nelson Mandela May Be Dead, But Don't Worry, Morgan Freeman Is Still Alive
- We'd Be Better Trivia Players, But We're Too Busy Having Sex
- Winter is Coming....Except For Paul Walker
- We Don't Come Here Often