Red Rock Saloon
- Rail gin for everyone is we win!!! Pysch!
- 69 points... he he
- QUEEL her? I don't even know her?
- Which movie's tagline is Cum-diddly-umchious? Answer: Will-he wank-her and her chocolate factory
- 2 Mannings, 1 Cup
- Hogwarts class of 2010: I killed Voldemort
- Kids are in the car so we can play trivia in the bar!
Cafe Hollander
- Cryptosporidium . . . "I Got Two Tickets To Parasite"
- James Bondage In Doctor No Means No
- Eminem Hasn't BeenTo Jail??
- Puck You Packers, Time For Hockey
- They're Real And They're Spectacular!
- Open Wide, We're Cummin' In: Marquette Dental School
- Amanda Bynes Or Lyndsey Lohan? Who Joins The 27 Club Next?
- We Wreck Balls Like Miley Cyrus
- Two Things I Don't F*** With, Condoms And Rattlesnakes
- Abortion Really Brings Out The Kid In You
- Did VanGogh's Carpet Match Match The Drapes . . . ? Or Was It All VanGone???
- I Think I Quizzed MyselfIf
- You Grow It, She Will Cum #mustacherides
- Hey Harley Rider, Pipe Down, I'm 'Exhaust'ed!
- Slogan: KY, Put It On And F***
Caffrey's Pub
- Boys R' us
- Mancheshair UTD
- The slutty cutty's
- Breaking Walt jr's legs...bad
- Why so Syria-ass
- Liqor - I hardly know her
- The FuckTards
- How To Talk To Girls
- Does This Taste Like roofies?
Camp Bar
- No government is no problem Camp Bar is still open
- If I had a pick up truck her name would be Wreck it Rhonda
- Fuck, I stubbed my camel toe
- Tears make the best lube
- The fifth Mel Gibson historical war film was Mad Max
- Other than that how was the parade Mrs. Kennedy
- Twerking Class Heroes
- Save a tree, eat a beaver
- Skid Marks, Not to be confused with Track Marks
- The Bartender is Super-Hot
- 2pac Never Dies…. He was at Coachella
- Is it me or does Ben Rothlisberger look like a pudgy Will Ferrell?
- The Nine Cougar Lives of Chuck Norris
Two Bucks
- Vinegar Strokes
- Bear. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
- Hey did you see that couple break up outside?
- Single-handed Yachting to Carrie Fischer
- The Twinkies, We Like the Cream Filling
- We're Not a Couple, We Swear
- The Om-nom-nom-nivores
- Assad? More like Ass-wad!
- Miley Cyrus' failing sanity
- I'm not slurring my words, it's my Milwaukee Accent
- Missionary Impossible
- Jesse Pinkman's Blue Eyes
Whiskey Bar
- I Bless The Rain Down In Africa
- I Call It Secratariat
- Miley's Foam Finger Is My Pillow
- I Get A Rise Out Of Quizmaster Baiting
- Worse Than A Syrian Child With Serin Gas
- Sit On My Facebook
McGillycuddy's
- Einstein's Ball Sack
- Pink Wine Makes Me Slutty
- There's No "I" In Gang Bang, But There Is A "Me" In Menage A Trois!
- My Dick In The Box Is Staring Right Back At Me
- My Dad Used To Beat Me With His Belt . . . While Still Wearing It
- Butt sex is a lot like spinach. If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.
- Twerking Girls Are Hot... Literally
- Does HOG Refer To The Bike Or The Rider?
- Dumpster Diving Fetal Retrieval Service
- Mumford Touched His Sons Little Lion
- I'm An Expert At Using Sexual Innuendo . . . BLOWJOBS!
Fox River House
- Synonyms… cinnamon… so what, I showed up drunk
- The walking, talking Stephen Hawking
- We’re only here because the government shutdown didn’t include the DEA
- Apparently some dick shot a bunch of Seamen on someone’s Naval
- I left my central nervous system in Damascus
- No, I would not like any Sarin with my Syria-l, it gives me gas
- That awkward moment when a stripper bursts out of your birthday cake, but it turns out it was Andy Dick. He was horny and made out with your dad.
The Hotch Spot
- Amanda Huginkiss
- Miley Licks Hammer
- Sex on the 1st date? No with my Vagina
- Of (Bar) Dice and Men (+Women)
- Trebek, Your Mothers a Whore
- Stop The Bus Let My Brother Jack Off
Panther Pub
- Do you guys know Jack? We don't know Jack...
- Everybody Poops
- Hugh Jardon
- I First Quizzed My Pants When I Was Twelve
Titletown Brewing Co.
- Born in the USA = Every president's theme song (except Obama)
- We paid a dollar for this and all we got was a cold!
- Need Daycare Services? Ask Syria
- Martin Luther Kingsize Mattress Sale (Prices so low you'll think you're dreaming)
- Too Much Kicking, Not Enough Ass
- Nickelback Eats at Beef Steak Julie's
New Berlin Ale House
- Suck It Trebek
- Quizteama Aquilera
- Eleanor Roosevelt: America's 5 Cent MILF
- The League Of Extraordinary Unicorns
- F**ked If I Know
- We Have Less People Than You
- Blurred Lines - The Mambo #5 For Men Who Can't Remember Women's Names
- Quiz On My Face Sandusky's Tight Ends
Riverwest Filling Station
- Barbie's Bodacious Boobies Have Bad-Ass Bass
- "Miley Cyrus Wrecked My Balls" - Robin Thicke
- Putin's Hairy Ass
- I'm Tom Hanks and I Die in 3 Out Of 4 Movies...And I Can't Change Even If I Wanted To
- Creampie Surprise
O'Lydias
- What the hell is Kan-Jam
- Waukesha's Finest
- Ninjas Riding Dolphins
- Miller Lite is for Pussies
- Morning After Pill, Really?
- My middle finger is bigger than Anthony Weiner's weiner
- Is that an eggplant or are you just happy to see my blue cheese?
- The restaurant formerly known as 8*12
- Aleppo was the largest city in Syria before Phoebe got knocked up
- Eminem: Melts in your mouth not in your hand
- 2 Girls, 1 Blumpkin
Milwaukee Brat House
- If you build it, they will cum... in my pants
- Sometimes firemen are women
- Argo Fuck Yourself
- Skullet Porn
- Day 4 in Milwaukee and I can hear my heart scream
- Save a tree, eat a beaver
- Q: All the lonely people, where do they all come from? A: In My Pants
- Vaginal Blood Fart
- Hey Spitzer, looking mighty cute in them jeans there boy!
- When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer she makes millions; when I do it I get kicked out of Home Depot
- Wait... this isn't speed dating?
- Drenched in Victoria Azarenka's boob sweat
- RIP Ariel Castro "best slumber party ever!"
- Burger King: You Gonna Like the Way You Look
- I gotta take a Schlitz
Black Rose Irish Pub
- It Smells Like Big Foots Dick in Here
- Hi My Name is Will and Im an alcoholic
- I Just Queefed
- My Milk Stout Brings all the People to the Bar
- So Ryan Braun walked into an aids clinic today, not a joke just news
- 2 Reasons to date my ex girlfriend = breast implants
- Bomb Syria, Ya' Know - For the Kids
- Survey Says...(dramatic pause)... Show me Buttsex
- I Lost my Virginity at the NeverLand Ranch
- I Wish I had Been Lance Bass's Seatbelt
- Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner Boner
Grafton Ale House
- Gordon Ramsey got his pan handled
- Pack of Bears
- We're going to fucking miss you Jim
- Grafton: concrete jungle where dreams are made
- This planet is brown, is filled with gas and explosions... your anus
- Actrivia
- Will the Real Rosa Parks please stand up
The Highbury
- The #1 ball in your mouth
- What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? You can't gargle sand, bitch.
- I have a confession: I'm the reason Ken broke up with Barbie.
- Fuck Trivia, Let's Drink
- We're glad the QM didn't Dam-Ask-Us any questions about Syria
- Burn Babies, Burn ... Syrian Inferno!
- Prince Albert Phonebooth
Three Lions Pub
- Pinkman and the Brain... ricin to the occasion
- Huell's giant head growth
- They're fucking minerals, Marie!
- If you don't call Saul, Huell be sorry
- I prefer "The Wire", actually
- What has two legs and is red all over - half a cat
- I kan-jam- your daughter
- Nice porn stache Brownie
- Hold my beer while I take a quizzzzzzz
- Cumshots on us!
- I was given the choice of a big dick or a good memory. I can't remember which one I chose
St. Francis Brewery
- If It's Better to Give Than to Receive, Than How Come No One Gives Me Anything?
- Swording + Ladies = Babies
- The Amazing Parallels Between Fantasy Football and Dungeons and Dragons
The Eatery on Farwell
- Breaking Sad
- Nick Cage and The Nicklebacks
- 3 Guys on a Fact Hunt
- Helen Keller's Favorite Color
- The Government May Close But My Legs Never Will
- Barbie and Ken broke up in 2004? I've been using Ken to pleasure myself since 1994.
- I Love a Nice Ripe Alligator Pear of Balls in My Mouth
- Ariel Castro and his Tap Dancin' Toes
- Quizconsinites