- Jedi on the streets, Sith in the sheets
- Death Cab for Chewie
- Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders
- Pre - Car Crash Mark Hamill
- I have a Boba Fett-ish
- Mace Windu or Do Not
- Han shot first... that's what Leia said!
- Is that a light saber in your pants or are you just happy to see me
- Chewy Lewis and the News
- Fucking Dan and his Scrotal Nodes
Seinfeld Quiz...
- The Hipster Doofuses
- With Darren's Help, We'll Get That Chicken
- Little Jerry's Cock Fighters
Brass Monkey, West Allis...
- This beer tastes like I'm gonna miss work tomorrow
- Gary Busey's Teeth
- The Only Thing Better Thank Gary Busey's Teeth is 100 Dollars. Cash.
- Hide Your Nuts, There's a Squirrel Loose
- I swear to God, that had to be Jeff Bridges, not Jim Carrey. When did Jim Carrey have a beard?!
- I swear to God, that had to be Jeff Bridges, not Jim Carrey. When did Jim Carrey have a beard?!
The Brown Bottle...
- Michael Jackson's Crotch Grabbers
- We Could Give Two Schlitz
- Wet Naked Piggies!!!
Cafe Hollander, Tosa...
- I dreamt I was a muffler. I'm exhausted
- Dr Dreidel: Hebrews the rhymes like no other
- If prisoners took their own mugshots they would be call Cell-fies
Caffrey's Pub...
- My drinking partner has a trivia problem
Camino...
- Your Mom Says Hi
- No Beer and No Cheese Makes Homer Something Something Something
- Quizzard of Oz
Camp Bar, Shorewood...
- It's On Like Donkey Kong - Pretty Much Naked
- Toby Sucks Dong
- Grover Cleveland's Dong Gave Us An Inglorious Bastard
- New Monopoly Railroad; When Conductor Joe Run the Train on Mallory
- I Wish I Could Pay My Landlord In Dong
- What do the Dallas Cowboys and broke back mountain have in common? The Cowboys all suck.
- You'd consider your ship cursed too if it were missing all its semen
Camp Bar, Tosa...
- What do the Dallas Cowboys and broke back mountain have in common? The Cowboys all suck.
- You'd consider your ship cursed too if it were missing all its semen
Camp Bar, Tosa...
- I Only Accept Payment in Dongs
- Grover Cleveland Couldn't Keep His Vietnamese Currency in His Pants
- My Father is as Absent as Seamen on the Mary Celeste
- Bitches w/ Buscemi Eyes Make My Seamen Jump Ship
- I Asked Santa for Battleship, but All I Got Was Seamen in My Stockings
Fixture Brewing Co...
- Suck my snowballs
- It's beginning to look a lot like Dickmas
- My mom says our team name should be clitty clitty gang bang
- Back to the future part four: Marty gets the luge up to 88 mph
- We're dreaming of a green Christmas
- It's my quiz in a box
- All I want for Christmas is my dick in a box
- Santa likes your mom's cookies
Hogs and Kisses...
- We couldnt think of a team name so we just drew a penis
- Washington Foreskins
- The Pen Is Mightier
Hotch...
- I hate the holidays because Grandma uses too much tongue
Jack's American Pub...
- Red Hot Trivia Peppers
The Loaded Slate...
- Your mom has the whitest team I've ever cum across
- Jingle balls
The Lodge...
- Straight Outta Wiscompton
- The Table Behind Us Googles -
- Bob's Abortion Clinic - No Fetus Will Beat Us
McGillycuddy's...- The Pen Is Mightier
Hotch...
- I hate the holidays because Grandma uses too much tongue
Jack's American Pub...
- Red Hot Trivia Peppers
The Loaded Slate...
- Your mom has the whitest team I've ever cum across
- Jingle balls
The Lodge...
- Straight Outta Wiscompton
- The Table Behind Us Googles -
- Bob's Abortion Clinic - No Fetus Will Beat Us
- Don't be Hungover while Driving Miss Daisy
- AC/DC wasn't named after their sister's sewing machine, it was a vibrator
- If my kids were the Kardashians I'd cut my balls off too
Miller Time Pub...
- 9/10 ppl enjoy gang rape
- Can I use dong in Bangkok?
- Lonely IT guy at the bar
Milwaukee Ale House...
- Is your mama a llama?
- My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't
- The Farty Smarties
- Stay positive, Charlie Sheen
- What ever happened to the Milwaukee Lion?
- Meesa so excited for Star Wars
- Our couch pulls out, but we don't
Milwaukee Brat House...
- Camouflage condom: she never saw it coming
- Pfister? I barely even know her!
- "Liberty Bell" is my porn name. #slutmachine
New Berlin Ale House
- Scott Weiland says 'Death Before
- Hello... Winter Break Where Are You?
O'Lydias...
- The Team who wants to hear quizmaster try to say "Octopussy" again
- Gays 4 Trump
- I'm not gay but $20 is $20
Second Salem Brewing Co...
- Jar Jar Drinks
- Festivus for the Rest of Us
- It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Fuck This
- Dashing through the Hoes
- Yoda Ho
Sprecher's Pub, Glendale...
- Kobe Bryant had good times in the Octopussy!
- D is for lysdexia
Sprecher's Pub, Wisconsin Dells...
- They're Real, and They're Sprechtacular!
St. Francis Brewery...
- We Circumcised Our Pretzel
- Titicaca, I Used to Know Her
- Joke's On You...The Jaguars Aren't a Professional Football Team #gosports
- All Elfed Up
- What Nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
- C3P Oh No You Didn't!
- We Thought All the Nerds Would Be At Star Wars
Three Lions Pub...
- Wait, the village people were gay?"
- Hemeroidal celebration
Vino 100...
- Herro Logan, me love you long time
- Quiz in my pants
- There's a Range Rover being towed outside
Von Trier...
- It's Fucking Tuesday
- Brooks was Here
- Lee Harvey Awesome
- I don't do coke, I just like the smell of it
- "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas- Apple Bottom Wrangler Jeans by Brett Favre
- Five our of Six of us will enjoy the rape tonight- These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Whiskey Bar...
- Mrs Clause can jingle DEEZ BELLZ
- Get on your knees and tell me you love me
- The quizmaster pours a mean glass of water